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Post by Houndmomma on Aug 9, 2006 22:26:40 GMT -5
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket... $95.00
Court Costs.... $45.00
Look on Cop's Face.... PRICELESS
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Post by whitedog61 on Aug 10, 2006 9:38:26 GMT -5
sissysmom you have to be carefull posting jokes like this one, joke like this could cause people to be hurt laughing so hard lol
that was the best joke i have heard in a long long time, I know a few cops i will convey this too lol keep up the good work girl.
sissysmom if you would like I can make you the moderator for the humor section sence you have great intrest in it and you can get your friends to stop in and check things out, thank you and have a great day!!!
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Post by Houndmomma on Aug 18, 2006 13:21:32 GMT -5
OOPS, I musta missed this! If you want to, that would be ok by me!
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