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Post by Houndmomma on Nov 22, 2006 15:57:03 GMT -5
Found this on another site and had to share!!!
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the > traditional feast. > Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. > She told my sister that she needed something from the store. > > When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, > removed the > stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, > and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the > oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of > the oven > and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit > something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, > "Patricia, > you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying > news, my sister started to cry. > > It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay > eggs! > > Yep, SHE'S BLONDE!
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