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Post by Houndmomma on Jul 3, 2007 15:03:30 GMT -5
Subject: Old men
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely:
Picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple
and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond and look it
over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a
five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer, he saw it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the
women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out
until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
alligator.'
Old men can still think fast.
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